christian can be a prankster. he likes to leave sneaky things out for me to find.
this week it happened to be an ad for a miracle full-figure comfort bra.
unbelievable comfort! it boasts in bold lettering across the top. so many great facts were squeezed into this 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of paper.
plus sizes available. improves your posture. lift support. no underwires that pinch or poke.
it usually works this way; christian leaves something for me to find, and there it stays, until i acknowledge it. i noticed larger than life white as all get out bra days ago but didn’t say anything.
yesterday a painter spent the morning in the house touching up our one-year warranty cosmetic fixes. i didn’t even think about that pesky bra. or the several spots he touched up. right next to the fridge.
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italian leather sofa, by cake

hahaha! I hope he wasn’t eyeing your size, trying to figure out why you had so purposefully saved the ad.
I keep giggling picturing him glancing at the fridge. One time I had a whole conversation with a neighbor- my hand resting gently on the head of one of my children who had wandered up to the door. It was only after the neighbor left and I glanced down that I realized the child was completely naked.
If only you had the matching girdle ad as well….. The painter would have expected a nice “mature” woman lived there.