my college roommates and i would fat dog on sundays. during the last hour of church we’d start plotting what measly ingredients we could pool to make lunch. then, we’d stuff ourselves. at that point we couldn’t do much but lay down and fat dog it. thanksgiving is another nice time to fat dog. we were surrounded by a lot of family last night. a lot of family that was not our family. my boss invited us over for a great dinner. it was a big difference from last year when christian and i made the entire feast, including a 20 pound turkey, all by ourselves.
so what do you do after the thanksgiving feast with no friends or family in town and no money to spend? you practice different variations of fat dogging it: you drink root beer floats for breakfast.